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Butterclip Princess Bike with training wheels, lightly run over plus extras

Ahhh, Spring is in the air in Hood River. Just out on a stroll and came across this rare find. A Butterclip princess bike with training wheels lightly run over plus iron patio chair with ripped seat, steel container for possibly smoking meat, various concrete fragments and some yard debris. Looks like an amazing find for somebody.  It’s slightly off the beaten path so email me for details and the specific location in the Hood River area.

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Free Vintage Blue Swivel Chair – Great for Sharting!

Traci shared this one with me last night! We were in stitches. Here is the text of the ad: Friend was drunk and sharted all over it. Unfortunately, since sharts are quiet, I had no idea what he was up to while sitting on the seat the entire night. Luckily he had a clean diet (no Arby’s, Taco Bell, etc). Better than most sharts. I tried cleaning it but underestimated the power of shart juice. Some say that the only way to cover up shart juice is to use your…

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FREE SOLID 8 FOOT LONG DARKER VERY COMFORTABLE COUCH…HOWEVER, THERE ARE A COUPLE CATCHES.

FREE SOLID 8 FOOT LONG DARKER VERY COMFORTABLE COUCH… HOWEVER, THERE ARE A COUPLE CATCHES… 1ST ) IT’S GOING TO NEED SEVERAL STRONG PEOPLE AND A TRUCK TO MOVE IT OUT.. IT’S 8 FT. LONG AND MAYBE 3 1/2 FT DEEP SO IT’S HEAVY AND HARD TO MANITPULATE THROUGH THE DOOR. NOT A VERY BIG DOOR SO WILL NOT BE SUPER EASY BUT CAN BE DONE.. :~)) 2ND ) IS I CAN’T HELP DUE TO PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS.. 3RD ) IT HAS SEVERAL ” BURN HOLES ” IN 2 OF THE…

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Relocated underwood love seat 10th & Pine, hood river

The Underwood beautification committee flagged the couch for removal (or something) so it’s been moved to 10th & Pine, Hood River. Come get it out of my truck. Otherwise it’s going to the dump. Would be suitable for your shop, garage, tree house or the kids fort. It’s pleather, so water proof! You can re-spray paint it whatever color you want for $3 a rattle can. Let the kids paint it without getting in trouble!

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